The Ace of Spades
1) our President is a Prime Minister
2) our Prime Minister is a She
3) She is an Atheist
and we have had ‘Obamacare’ for like… ever
Lmao
the best response^
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I fucking love you, BBC.
Is no-one going to comment on the title of the news report?
(via be-strongbelieve)
HARRY POTTER DUBSTEP
JUST PRESS PLAY.
My soul is orgasming.
Put on headphones
Close your eyes.

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butterfliesonroses asked: Since when am I a high-school friend? :o
How do you mean?
for, I don’t know 3 years or so…
Just listen.
oh shit.
Get on my blog. RIGHT NOW. HOLY SHIT.
MOTHERFUCK *head explodes*
WHAT IS THIS GREATNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
reblogging because of reasons
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(Source: casperslullaby, via thats-so-meme)
Ohai! Tomorrow the third week of this semester is going to start, which includes various fun things, not limited to my first test this semester (to make it even more enjoyable, it is going to be stats!), valentines day on my own, and all kinds of great homework assignments. I’d wager that this will be enough sarcasm for this post, but I might slip some in later on ;).
Yesterday was awesome, I took part in a speedskating marathon for the very first time and I even managed to finish it somewhere in the top 10. So YAY for that! I do have to admit that I was positively exhausted afterwards and felt like absolute shit, but somehow I felt good about feeling like shit, which is a very weird sensation.
That’s all folks! No additional sarcasm.










